100 Ways to Annoy England by HikariKegawaAshi, literature
Literature
100 Ways to Annoy England
100 Ways to Annoy England
1. Insult his tea/cooking.
2. Speak French.
3. Say 'learned' instead of 'learnt'.
4. Tell him that unicorns are just colorful horses with ice cream cones on their head.
5. Touch his eyebrows.
6. Say his eyebrows look like fluffy caterpillars.
7. Call the British football soccer.
8. Randomly scream in his face.
9. Stare at him like he has three eyes until he screams at you.
10. Call him a punk.
11. Call him random nicknames like 'butt-munch'.
12. Insist that he watches 'uni-porn' or unicorns doing porn.
13. Ask if Tinkerbelle is his friend.
14. Ask what drugs he's on to see his fairy friends.
15. Insist
100 Things England Isn't Allowed To Do
1) I am not allowed to challenge Denmark and Prussia to a drinking contest.
2) -I WILL lose, no matter what I think.
3) America can't see Flying Mint Bunny or any of my other friends, so I should stop trying to indroduce them.
4) -Last time I tried this, he almost booked me into a mental hospital.
5) On a similar note, when I go to see Japan, I should keep my voice down when I talk to the spirits at his house.
6) -It creeps him out...
7) Getting drunk in the presence of either France or Hungary will end badly for me.
8) -France because... Do I really need to say why?! That frog will probably rape
One day, England and America were sitting around America's house being derpy, when America decided to be random.
"You're a sexy asshole, you know that?" He said.
"...what?" England was completely taken aback.
"What, are you fucking deaf? I said you were a sexy asshole." He gave England a 'you're stupid, I would tell you to go die, but I want to fuck you' look.
"I can hear well, thank you. What brought this on?" England drew his eyebrows together and looked as angry as always. The author wondered why he has no frown lines. "Oh that's right," the author realized, "he's an ANIME CHARACTER."
"I decided to be blunt and stuff because I'm Amuri
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